[meme] The everyone survived AU

[goldenplaits]

Due to recent events in the movie world, it seemed like we needed one of these again...

THE ARDA AU MEME


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All the AUs! With classics as the obligatory and all important

> EVERYONE LIVED AU. Maybe you're at Thorin's festive coronation or a drinking game between Boromir and Haldir after the end of the War, or Fëanor and Thingol finally talk to each other. Maybe Belladonna comes with her son on adventures, or Maedhros spends some very awkward hours at Elrond's wedding. U know the drill.
> but let's not forget the staple COFFEESHOP AU either
> or the no less important WHAT IF AU: What if the Silmarils were glowing bunnies? What if Bard hadn't managed to take down Smaug? What if Maeglin had not betrayed Gondolin, what if Galadriel had accepted the One Ring? What if Sam had a giant afro?
> and really any other AUs that you can think of.


As a note, since not everyone has seen BOFA yet and some people care about not being spoiled, please make a note in your top level comment/the subject line of a comment if you might bring up spoilers in threads or don't want to be spoiled, something like "bofa spoilers yes" or "bofa spoilers no".

Comments

[youngestone]

...but you'll be my mother's tenant?!

[incorrigable]

That is different.

[youngestone]

How? Amad is scarier than Thorin by...a lot.

[incorrigable]

Yes, but I've lived with her all my life.

[youngestone]

So have I! She's still scary! If I could get a job I'd've moved in with Tauriel by now.

[incorrigable]

Oh, and make Tauriel take care of you? Seems like the short end of the stick for her, don't you think?

[youngestone]

I said "if I could get a job". No one wants to hire a guy who's health insurance is through the roof.

[Or something]

I can take care of myself most of the time.

[incorrigable]

Sure you do.

[youngestone]

Look, we're not counting the last year, what with the fever and the pneumonia and the broken leg and the food poisoning, okay?

[incorrigable]

Kili, you are a magnet for trouble. And illnesses. [He gives him a nudge.]

[youngestone]

I have a weak immune system and have you see your history of injuries?

[incorrigable]

At least I don't bitch and whine about it when I am hurt.

[Lies. He totally does.]

[youngestone]

[In a good imitation of him:]

Thorin, just cut it off! This twisted ankle feels like death and I'm dying and crying like a two year old who fell on his ass!

[incorrigable]

[Frerin shoves him lightly.]

I don't even sound like that.

[youngestone]

Yes you do.

[Shove back!]

[incorrigable]

You are most certainly mistaken, little nephew.

[youngestone]

I am taller than you. Not little.

[incorrigable]

[scowl] Fuck you.

[youngestone]

Hey, the only people taller than me are Dwalin and Uncle Thorin. Don't feel bad.

[incorrigable]

I don't feel bad!

[Lies. It sucks when your nephew is taller than you.]

[youngestone]

Yes you do.

[incorrigable]

Since when did you become an empath?

[youngestone]

I've always been better with people than literally everyone else. Plus, I know you.

[incorrigable]

Whatever. [He takes another piece of pizza.]