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The Arda kindergarten AU meme

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1. You are a kid! Maybe you are a toddler in nursery or already in pre-school, or anywhere in between, but you are a kid who comes here more or less regularly, interacts with other kids and the teachers and the nurse and is dropped off in the morning and picked up sometime later during the day.
2. You are an adult! Maybe you are a teacher, or doing an internship, or you are a parent or older sibling picking up their kid, or the nurse or whatever an adult would do in such a place...
...of course you can change which one your muse is depending on whom they thread with.
And as for scenarios - you can of course do whatever you want, but a few ideas:
I. The first day in kindregarten. Being left behind by mommy or daddy, encountering new friends, so many things to discover...
II. Nap time! Maybe you just need to tell your friend this story before falling asleep. Or your teddy has gotten lost. And as for adults, oftentimes the parents will be present for the first few days of nursery to ease their child into things. Don't glare too many daggers at that other parents who is easing their child into the situation at the same time, you might make a child cry... Cuddling with their child is a much nicer option, yes?
III. Playground! Maybe you build a sandcastle together, or maybe you kick each others sandcastle down, who knows? Or maybe you are in the crafts room, or in the dolls corner, or you are having a class...
IV. Uh oh. Something isn't going too smoothly, and you have to mend things with another child or explain yourself to a teacher or maybe discuss a case with another staff member, or even call in the parents...
V. Field trip! Or maybe it is some holiday, or a birthday/conception day is happening in your group, or or or...
Kíli
1-V
In hindsight, charging ahead without checking where the group went might have been a bad idea, but no regrets, the jungle house is awesome. Too bad they can barely look into the boxes that hold the smaller spiders, even with the help of the stools that have been placed all over for the peruse of children.
So obviously stacking two such stools on top of each other is the safe option. They're working on heaving a second stool on top of the first right now.]
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Dís
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Fëanor
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1/II
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'Cause Mum wouldn't miss this
I get double teamed yeeesssssss
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Or at least until dinner time.]
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Glorfindel
[If there is trouble, you can be sure that Glorfindel is behind it. He's well known as a ringleader for all kinds of
mostlyinnocent pranks. But even the teachers have to admit that there's something charismatic about the boy, and he seems to have a knack for coming up with playful little jokes. But when push comes to shove he's kind, and will never stand for bullying. He might not be the most studious of boys, but he's certainly not the worst to teach, even trying to get him to settle down for a nap is near impossible.]2 adult
[Glorfindel is one of those teacher assistants that people remember, all the way up until adulthood. He's one of the kids, always down for playtime. He'll put up with being a barbie doll, he'll be buried in the sandpit without complaint, and if there's a food fight he might just be found aiming at one of the more serious of his coworkers. But he's also a mediator in a fight, and a shoulder to cry on, a defender of the weak. There will be no bullying in his classroom.]
kidlets
Have a Dwarf tackling you in the play area and literally trying to nom your head]
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2!
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Maglor | Bitty or Adult, just ask~
teacher!
tugtugtugtug
at Makalaurë's sleeve or pants leg or whatever is in reach for the bitty one. There's a very earnest expression on Findekáno's face. This is an important mission that he is on, okay.]
SQUEAKS OF CUTE
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hello, teacher, how are you
Nothing completely special, she has figured this is the best way to look at the outside world because little Alice is that much of a day dreamer and decided to up and leave any sort of lessons.]
haha hello bitty~
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1/2 - i am so sorry
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Fingon | Bitty or adult, just tell me which one you'd like to have
Ariel Bitty or adult!
Adult! For timeline shenanigans
Re: Adult! For timeline shenanigans
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bitty!
Re: bitty!
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Legolas Bitty or Adult!
bitty!
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Lindir Adult / Caretaker
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Have a baby Dwarf tackling your legs and trying to climb you]
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he is so fail at this job.
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Thranduil | The Hobbit
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1/2
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gimme a bitty for the hell of it while I fail at this character
Re: gimme a bitty for the hell of it while I fail at this character
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/screws with timelines and info so bad.
AU has no timeline Ada!
but it does have info which I have to purposely ignore/change XD
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.... I hope this is okay
come to me bb!
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ADORABLE BITTIES (Just pretend they have kid icons)
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Celebrían
Or adorable little girl with long silver braids and bright grey eyes wanting to get into everything))
BITTY
We're just gonna pretend she has bitty icons/a bitty account
Tauriel has one bitty icon
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[Duh. Adults ahould know that. Have a look of all the disapproval and "u dumb" that a kindergartener can muster.]
Bitty(er) hellions or just as bad adults!
BITTY
Are you from a mirror?!
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